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Join our fanny club
It has always been remarkable for me to watch how the attitude of my patients completely transforms from their first visit to their last. At their first appointment, my patients are often timid, scared, and a little embarrassed to even talk about their problem. Many have been suffering in silence, sometimes for decades, before seeking...
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Relief with-owwwt surgery
Many people still believe that to definitively treat hemorrhoids, surgery is the most effective option. But that simply isn’t the case. We no longer live in the 1900s, and treatment options for hemorrhoids have changed dramatically. Gone are the days when treating the burning, pain, itch and bleeding associated with hemorrhoids required a...
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New cases of monkeybutt
While the spread of monkeypox is unlikely to pose any great risk to the nation’s health, some of you may already be sitting on a serious case of monkeybutt. Traditionally, monkeybutt happens when the skin in your rear becomes irritated from sweating or chafing, especially during the warmer, more active months. A lot of my patients tell me...
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Safely eliminate hemorrhoids and have an out of booty experience
I recently asked a patient how she was doing following her first hemorrhoid treatment. She replied that she couldn’t believe how much better everything was. “I feel like I’m wiping someone else’s butt,” she said. I told her she was having an out of booty experience. Now when she goes to the bathroom, she doesn’t have to wipe...
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Hemorrhoid date night
I had a patient who likes to take his wife out for date night. The problem was his hemorrhoids went along for the ride, making him uncomfortable, self-conscious, and challenged to enjoy their time together. I said to him, you take out your wife, and I’ll take out your hemorrhoids. Does this scenario sound familiar? Are you avoiding social...
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